Noodicals 

When you send nudes to a boy in need with your hair covering your tits

Oi oi herd u sent some sexxc noodicals

Noodicals by Ella rose Bibby July 2, 2020

Noodley 

When there's noodles on noodles, it is too noodley.

Murshidah: "Do you want noodle with your noodle things."
Jumara: "I'm already having noodles tho."

Murshidah: "Oh yh that would be too noodley."

Noodley by Neo is halal July 26, 2020

Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

Shanghai Noodle by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

Slippery Noodle 

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

Slippery Noodle by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Ghetto Noodles 

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

Ghetto Noodles by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

Sloth Noodles 

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

Sloth Noodles by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Hump Noodle 

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

Hump Noodle by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015