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Fuck Muscle

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.
by Cliqe January 20, 2016
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Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.
Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.
by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011
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turd muscle

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
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Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.
Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.
by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022
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Hustle hustle, muscle muscle

A catchphrase said many times by Jyushimatsu Matsuno
Jyushi: Hustle Hustle, Muscle Muscle
by CoolotakuB) April 23, 2023
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