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Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017
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Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019
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Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024
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mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.
We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?
by duudebra August 9, 2015
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Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.
It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.
by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022
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moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021
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Mullet

The best cut anyone could have!!!!!!
Teacher: You get a A+ in fashion
Me: It’s all in the Mullet
by Mullets Rule June 23, 2021
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