Monke

The ancient and powerful ancestors of man. They have long arms, thicc bodies, and a whole lot of supporters.

The movement of the century...
RETURN TO MONKE

Reject humanity, return to monke!

by bruhlego March 21, 2022

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.

Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.

by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.

example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.

by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021

Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.

Go back, I want to be monke.

by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022

Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse

Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same

by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022