Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012

sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”

by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013

Mark Monks

A spicy meatball

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape

by Oscartheotter March 01, 2018

Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

by Le Brun October 13, 2021