monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences
These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.
by bassett July 01, 2024
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke
by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole
I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
by JTCarter March 25, 2022
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