The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Subway mug.When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Shitoff mug.The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
Get the Mexican lemonade mug.The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
Get the Mexican Bullseye mug.the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
by poode dude November 7, 2010
Get the mexican painter mug.When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018
Get the Mexican Abortion mug.A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation between three opponents, facing each other. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel with only two opponents, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation with three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. If opponent A shoots opponent B, then while so occupied, opponent C can shoot A, thus winning the conflict. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
by yura March 7, 2012
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