Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Mercila

a really hot girl with good sized boobs and a nice ass

people: bro who is she i wana tap that ass

you: oh that's Mercila and yes she is hot

by bokoasko July 29, 2011

Marcelese

Is the definition of awesome and crazy. It's hard to define him unless you get to know the real him

awesome
Guy 1: Hey is that Marcelese?
Guy 2: Dude he's AWESOME!

by BLACK-MAN October 1, 2011

mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014

Mercedes

Official car of the National Asshole Association.

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!

by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016

Merceedes

Spawned from the devils spit. Sinfully intelligent. Her mere touch creates chaos. She is know as the "Destroyer of Male Appendages". Someone said even the devil himself won't look his creation in the eye.

Merceedes returned from a long voyage across the seas only to real havoc on the mainland.

by Merceedes December 18, 2016