Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.

Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.

by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022

mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.

“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”

by wobert r January 6, 2018

marie lee

I don’t know how to describe Marie Lee. She’s a legend and unlike anyone you’ll meet.

“Is Marie Lee that soccer player?”
“No Marie Lee plays hockey”
“I thought she played lacrosse”

by Sheepbad November 17, 2019

alannah marie

perfect in any way or form always gets what she wants most beautiful person on earth

i wish i was alannah marie

by jullia October 5, 2016

Ingrid Marie

She is a gorgeous girl, and her style is amazing. She is trustable and a real baddie when it comes to arguments! You are very lucky to have a Ingrid Marie in your live

Someone: Wow, Ingrid Marie is so pretty today
The rock: but she’s pretty everyday!

by Hellololilovetiktok November 13, 2021

Hazel-Marie

A sassy small girl who can be really weird. Shes often really crazy and acts like a crackhead who has confidants and who can embarrass the shit out of her. Guys fall for her all the time and watch out you will get rejected. If you have a crush on a small girl named Hazel-Marie you better give up because this girl might look sweet but that's 100% wrong!

(Random Guy) Dude look at that girl she's so hot!
(Other Random Guy) Hah, as if he would date you I would like to see your ass get kicked.
(Random Guy) Shes Just a small girl chill.
(Hazel-Marie) What did you just call me?

by The_Shygirl55 October 22, 2019

hilltop mary

A true original gangster from the south side. Always keeps it 100. Will give you her last of anything. Is always there for you no matter what. Down like 4 flats. Very cool and down to earth. Beautiful and amazing personality. Usually the loudest one in the group and sticks out in the crowd. Really outgoing and funny, and loves to laugh. People love her for her natural charm and beauty.

Billy: Hey have you seen Hilltop Mary?
Tom: Yeah on 457 St.

by Coolgirl43 December 21, 2016