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Maddison

Someone who is lacking of a soul (Typically ginger). They are also stuck in 2012.
Guy 1: Who's that chick who looks dead inside?
Me: Oh thats just Maddison!
by squad_fam February 27, 2019
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Madison

An autistic dumbass who will suck your dick for 50 cent. Some of the time can be found making out with a dildo. But most of the time is causing drama with her so called "freinds". But she doesn't have any.She pays people to be her friends. If you find a Madison. RUN
Wow don't be acting like Madison
by PIEKILLER2 November 27, 2017
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Madison

She is a dumb fucking HOE. She says she is single so she can do what ever she wants. Girl you fuck 7 boys a day. She is a girl who tries to hard to be popular and is so annoying. She hoes around all day and she cant ever stick to one person. She cheats on all her hunnys and fr just is the definition of hoe.
Damn, she fucks 8 boys a night and cheats all the time, She is a MADISON!!!
by Ryan Herdershop November 13, 2018
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Madison

Has a fucked up face, but has an ok body. Likes to put quarters in her Anal Cavity, along with other house hold silver ware such as Forks, knives, spoons, corn holders, rollers, Shower head, Toy Cares, Hair, and a very large Unicorn Horn.

Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.

Some facial features are:

Abnormaly Huge Over bight

Fish like face, with a few freckles

Abnormally shaped head

and a very hairy Vaginal Area

Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.
Person 1: Wow look at ur she is ugly as fuck, is that like a human fish? omg..

Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..
by Drew Biglesworth January 16, 2009
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University of Wisconsin Madison

A place in Wisconsin where fucking idiots go to school. Also known as the school in which fuck-offs go to.
My son is a fuck-off... so he goes to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

My Daughter is a fucking idiot. She will go to the University of Wisconsin - Madison
by Goldy April 11, 2005
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madison

A girl or boy that is an outcast. They usually wear emo clothes and have a hilarious but hidden sense of humour. Sometimes asociated with the Pagan religion.
Boy 1: "Hey, look at that gall over there!"
Boy 2: "Yeah, I know! What a Madison!"
The madison: "Hey, urm, did you just call me a Madison?"
Boys: "Ummmmmmm....."
by Ashtonana February 28, 2009
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madison square garden

a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.
Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.
by alexisfrozen September 23, 2007
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