Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020

Link

When duds want to hangout

Kyle: wanna link at mid dons?

Heath: id prefer wal dons but okay, let’s link!

by LinkDons July 12, 2019

Link

Link is a pet name for the one you keep it on the down low with, referring to a Sneaky Link.

“hey Link, we still on for my place tn?”

“nah, my man might find out.”

by urcraziestex January 14, 2024

Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)

"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"

by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025

Like the Picture Not the Link

Something people on Facebook used to say in 2010 after posting a picture or pictures, as Facebook would make a post with the user's personalized message showing off the picture(s) that had separate likes from the actual picture(s), whose thumbnail image a user had to click or press on individually to like.

Message of Facebook User posting a picture on Facebook, circa 2010 AD: Like the picture not the link hoesss <3333 lolzers lolzomg

by PKDL December 15, 2022

link

HOW DO I ADD THESE TO MY DEFINITIONS.

Person: (adds links)
Me: how did you do that
Person: bruhh

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Link it

Going crazy out of nowhere and causing harm on yourself and/or others

“John linked it at Matt, out of nowhere he just started punching him. I heard he’s in hospital with head trauma.”

“Wow John full linked it hahaha what a funny cunt”

“I’m gonna link it”

by Gonnalinkit March 24, 2025