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A type of cancer found near the groin. It is a very deadly disease and if not treated by going to the country of chad, it may kill you within days.
Doctor: I have very bad news. You have ligma.
Jeeff: Oh no! *books flight to chad*
by ebolol69 August 7, 2022
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the deadliest disease, that causes severe nausea and diarrhea that can't be held, fever upto 107 degree, severe pain around the body, severe headache, and death
My friend died because of ligma
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Ligma is a disease lol
DO NOT GET TROLLED
Person one, trolls ppl with ligma jokes: yo do you know what is ligma?
Person two, unaware of ligma: i dont know
Person one: well for example, ligma is a disease that …… blah blah blah and you use it like this.
Person two: how?
Person one: LIGMA BOLS BITCH
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by some handsome person June 11, 2022
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Ligma, also known as skulltrooper disease is a very deadly disease, 98% of the world has died from it, you get it from playing a 9 yr old game called fortnite, it's full of sweaty little kids that break their computer/controller/console when they die in that game, you can cure ligma by touching more grass instead of just playing fortnite all day long and taking probiotics.

Also, people like to say "ligma balls" which is basically "lick my balls".
9 Yr Old That Plays Fortnite: Bro I just got ligma.
Guy That Doesn't Play Fortnite: Ligma balls
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits) but let's go more in-depth with BOFA; BOFA is part of another system too (DEE; Detrimental Exertion Emmition (can be associated with many diseases)) and DEE is technically an experience of DEEZ (the correct word for the system)
"Dude, Candice died from ligma."

"Aw, that sucks but at least I'm on her will"
by Dr.Sawkon February 17, 2022
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