lake hiawatha

the better part of parsippany, broken up into upper L.H. and lower L.H.

the better and more gangsta part of lake hiawatha is the lower L.H. that place is the truth

by young jezzy July 18, 2008

Lake Placid

Old people classify this town as being "The Most Interesting Town in America 2013" however for those without dementia sees this town as shithole with nothing to do but, founded by an old piece of shit who apparently has a thing for books.

Located in the armpit of Sebring (AKA a town you might have actually heard of) some of its "great" sight seeing involves shitting paintings on walls (AKA murals), a shit clown college, redneck haven lakes featuring Lake June's sandbar and Norhern. Lake Placids wealth and poverty can even compare to Detroits, with a school system so poor we can't even afford jock straps for the 13 players who show up or the 6 who are actually eligible to even play the game, by the way the last winning season we had was in 1989. Other features of the school includes: drug selling, emo kids (AKA patio bombers), sexual predators for teachers, and a new shop teacher for every 3 weeks. Apparently the saying "shooting for the stars" is not in any of the LPHS students dictionaries, as settling for South Florida State College is good enough for them, until they dropout after the first year and start working at the local Gate Station.

If you're interested in food, good luck our only export we have is oranges which is picked by the army of illegal aliens that migrate here. We have a whole new publix, McDonalds just got remodeled and Beef O' Brady's holds trivia night every Thursday night.

If you plan on staying here, you have signed a death wish.

Every football team ever: We have to play against Lake Placid, looks like a free W.

by 3stupidhighschoolstudents November 26, 2016

Lino Lakes, Minnesota

A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.

Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!

Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.

by TheGirlWithWordsInHerEyes May 6, 2011

mountain lakes

Mountain Lakes rocks, and so does every one in it... I heart ML

"hey, are you from Mountain Lakes?"
"Yea, why?"
"O, I was gonna say, your pretty cool... I wish i lived there, thats where ALL the cool kids live..."

by prettysweet April 5, 2005

Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.

Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever

by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007

lake braddock

middle thru high school in burke virginia

lake braddock is a school

by smokey February 10, 2005

Woodcliff lake

Woodcliff lake is a town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Many people play basketball here. Home of JAPs, punks, druggies, and others. The town is made up of 91% Jewish, 8% Christian, and 1% other. Many boys say "your mom." Seventh and eighth graders spend their weekends at bar/bat mitvahs or hanging out with friends. High school is what partying is all about. WCLakers go to school with the montvalers in high school.

"OMG I love your juicy shirt!"
"You smell like a pig." "Your mom!"
"Woodcliff lake is da bomb!"

by xoxoxox April 22, 2006