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lego lesbian

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.
by Rice May 3, 2004
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Lesbian Porn

Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.

Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.

You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!

Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.
Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!
by Totallynothere December 9, 2008
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dude lesbian

Hey check out that dude lesbian.

Yea that bitch looks like a dude.
by Reacharound47 November 24, 2013
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Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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Faux lesbian

A woman who in all manner of dress, appearance and attitude seems like a true Butch lesbian, but whom identifies as straight.
That girl Heather is hot, but too bad she's just a faux lesbian.
by Choai14 September 11, 2015
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Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.
by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021
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Lesbian Pileup

Act where any number of lesbian women pile on top of each other for sexual pleasure. Typically involving four or more females but can grow to double digit numbers where the pressure on the bottom of said pileup reaching lethal levels.
Alyx: Oh man, my chest really hurts for some reason.

Mike: You should know by now Alyx that pressures can be quite large at the bottom of lesbian pileups.
by jtsiz November 13, 2011
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