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Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick
“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”
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Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS
EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA
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Oh that’s Layton banks at the pub. Oh he’s a massive cunt
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Landon

sexyest man alive(i was told to say this)biggest stud ever.
hello Landon
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Laymon

Laymon is most commonly used a a last name. Usually of German descendance. This person will probably be a very nice and funny person. Every time you are around one, you will feel happy. Unless a Laymon is sad, mad, or moody he is a great person to be around.

Laymons will be one of the people who have been in your friend group from the beginning. You can always count on a laymon to help you or pick up the phone. Laymons are easily hurt so try not to say mean things about them.

Everyone will have a blast when you go to a Laymon's house. Videogames are a guarantee.

Laymons are commonly known for having an overwhelming amount of after school activity. They still manage to get by though.

Laymons will commonly cry for no apparent reason. Although no one ever knows because they do it at home.

Laymons are commonly associated with Henrys. If you have a Henry Laymon in your friend group then you found a great person in your life.

Laymons also have a sexuality point. Girls are "friends" with Laymons for a long time.

They have a huge cock.
P1. Bro, I just met a Laymon!
P2. Be sure to be nice, he could be a good friend
by GoldStreamerXbox Vocab February 25, 2022
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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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