Kyle

A lazy son of a bitch that leaves his english essays to the last minute

All the kyles in the class are failing and they deserve it

by slipperysock December 9, 2019

Kyle

A dick rider he probably copy’s everything everyone does and hangs around with all the Hispanics and blacks and wears du-rags to try to fit in.Dont forget the monster energy drinks and AirPods.

Kyle is a bitch.

by BigOlDoinksInAlbin September 2, 2019

Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.

kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there

by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019

Kyle

A man with a small penis

Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you

I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles

I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle

by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the type of friend who drinks monsters and punches holes in his walls. And also has no penis

Bro Kyle has a bald spot

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

a really gay fat man who likes fingers in his ass and owns a dildo

omg that kyle guy is a total kyle

by ifsifhsfg October 10, 2019

Kyle

Handsome man that's a actor with an AMAZING voice. Sweet hearted and kind

Loves everything and everyone around him. Gots AMAZING abs and plays guitar. In love with girls named Taiya.

Girl 1 "I need a buff man"
Girl 2" go find a kyle girrl"

by Sweet tart 101 June 8, 2019