are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious”

Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”

by fart902 March 13, 2026

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

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Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier

A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east

I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier

by clubbyflappers May 2, 2025