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Karen

Ah yes a Karen the only one that wants to speak to the manager and the only one the won’t vaccinate her child. A Karen usually has a bob cut that no one cares about and usually talks about her four kids, oh wait now three sorry. Anyway she always thinks she’s right and is married to a “trustworthy” army manz. She wants to represent her country and her six year old at his soccer game. Also Karen wants a divorce and she’s taking the kids with her get over it John!
John: VACCINATE THE KIDS ALREADY
Karen:NO JOHN, ACTUALLY I WANT A DIVORCE
by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019
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A Karen is a legendary creature born amongst man

Karens usually have a short temper and must have everything perfect.

If you are hunting for a Karen, look in the following habitats/environments for Karens:
- anywhere with a manager

If u want to identify a Karen, here are some physical traits to look for:
- straight hair, usually short
- a confident/snobby pose
- expensive clothes
- might smell like essential oils
- looks like she tries to hard
- yells at all employees

And finally, when a Karen is stuck in a problem, her immediate instinct is to ask for the manager as intimidatingly as possible
"Geez, why is that lady yelling for the manager like that?!?!"

"Oh, that's because shes a Karen."

"That makes since."
by Sophunny February 20, 2020
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There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.
1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.
by urbanized360 January 4, 2019
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More for 2020 Karens

Someone who demands something be done for them or for X, with little care for context or the possibility or legality of such demand, if demands are not immediately meet they call for punishment (calling for manager, cops or for cancellation or a witch hunt to those who refuse to bend their knees for the demands)

Does not have to be a white woman, just someone who in bodies the Karen spirit
Example 1 (these examples will be more artist centered since they are real)

Artist makes a piece - a drawing of a Karen drawn in a creepy and ugly way to make fun of them
Karen - omg this is so insensitive why are you making fan art of a karen, your taking away attention form potential BLM and black protests by drawing this you should delete it.
Artist takes it down

Example 2
Chinese artist - draws a cute black girl with bleached hair wearing tennis wear and with red lipstick
Karen - OMG you cant draw black girls like this that so racist and insensitive for doing like so you being Chinese isn't a good enough excuse

Chinese artist - bends the knee and deletes it
by peach of the north June 28, 2020
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refuses to give back the kids
"Please Karen, give me back the kids!" he said for the tenth time that day
by leavethekidsforhimkaren January 12, 2019
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A dumb bitch that demands what she wants, and gets it when she wants it. often times resorting to theft, lie and go to jail. normally it doesn't work, but they still try.
"Look at Karen over there! Shes trying to steal a ___"
by disky August 20, 2019
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Normally a mother of two or three, Always wanting to speak to your manager, never goes away, and sometimes if your real unlucky she’s a soccer mum
Random sever at McDonalds: Oh snap I messed up an order
*Karen appears*
Karen: CaN i SpEaK tO yOuR mAnAgEr?!
by Tahlicats August 29, 2019
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