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Get the jose mug.A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.
“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”
“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022
Get the hurtin’ Jose mug.A very handsome man. Very caring and probably has a crush on one of his closest friends. He loves family more than anything. He also has an obsession with astronomy. He loves to stargaze. He looks tough and very striking. On the inside, he is very sweet, gentle and a very loyal person. He is smart, cute, loyal, gentle, tough, and pretty cool. Oh and he probably has two or more siblings and an overall very large family tree.
Person A: “Oh my god, was that him?”
Person B: “I think so!”
Person A: “OH MY GAWD-“ *faints*
Person B: BAAAAAA- *faints as well*
Jose-Luís: Are they alright?
Jose-Luís’s friend: *pats Jose’s back* Just keep walking man, just keep walking…
Person B: “I think so!”
Person A: “OH MY GAWD-“ *faints*
Person B: BAAAAAA- *faints as well*
Jose-Luís: Are they alright?
Jose-Luís’s friend: *pats Jose’s back* Just keep walking man, just keep walking…
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Get the Jose-Luís mug.A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
Get the Juan Jose Lugo mug.jose's are nice and very giving, but they can be very annoying at times. and he things he is all that but he isn't, so buddy if you'er reading this but it's the truth. some jose's love our Lord Jesus Christ. They like to talk about God's love. Some jose like to help at church. Jose are very kind and giving people but like said they can make you mad sometimes.
by Godloveyouall January 5, 2022
Get the Jose mug.Jose is an amazing guy that every girl dreams of, he’s often very goofy but that’s what makes Jose him. He’s incredibly attractive and cute, all the girls drool over him but there’s really only one girl in his heart. He’s also very loyal and intelligent and makes everyone have a good day just by talking to him. Jose can be a bit weird when it comes to relationships but that’s just his way of shooting his shot with a girl. Jose has a big pp too and if you don’t believe me ask him.
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