Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010

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jesus

a.) a stoner, who is neither black, white, or asian, but all three.

b.) caroline.

girl: omfg, i hate her.

guy: stfu, it's jesus. roll her joint, you slut.

girl: FINE.

by dontdropit November 28, 2009

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A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

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Jesus Chicken

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.

Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?

by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011

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