mud kicker

Out-of-date term for prostitute, probably fell out of use in the late 70's. You can often find the term in classic pimp lit, such as Ice Berg Slim, or lesser authors, such as Donald Goines.
"I felt great satisfaction from coping another mud kicker."
by parasitegirl September 10, 2005
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mud hole

ass hole or bloody wound; often reffered to when speaking of anal sex
i stuck it in that chick's mud hole; i'll stomp a mud hole in you
by corey franck April 25, 2003
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mud crabs

The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.
I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.
by Greg Mow-Chow February 01, 2007
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Mud Falcon

The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
Sorry the room is a mess. The mud falcon got out of the cage last night.
by the bird of prey December 31, 2013
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Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
by Andrew June 22, 2006
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mud tongue

a moniker for the individual that likes to lick their partners asshole, to eat out your partners butthole, analinguist, asseater.
Dude, that bitches ass was so fine, i just had to eat it. or: Sarah, your butthole is so tight, i wanna try to stick my tongue up it.
by n chamberlain October 04, 2004
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Mud Tires

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.
A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.
by BDouts November 30, 2008
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