idiot kid

When you call someone an "idiot"(which is an adjective) but then also add in the "kid”(which seems like an adjective depending on how you describe it but it's really not). If you think about it it's not required

Soccer Player *scores in the goal 3 times*
Soccer Player:" You're really bad at being goalie."
Goalie:"At least I'm you're worse"
Soccer Player:"what I just scored on you idiot kid"

by Sh4dowfall March 3, 2017

damn idiot

If you're worse than a regular idiot, you're at least a damn idiot. It's like if you're one of those people who freakin dated in fourth grade.

person 1: yeah, we did it in sixth grade. . .
person 2: you damn idiot, she's my freakin sister!

by Freakin Annoyed November 5, 2004

Idiots Unite

A group of idiots who all seem so similarly idiotic it almost feels like they're part of a club.

Aaron: "Sell! Sell! Sell!" says the Mad Money dude. Do you buy that!? Everyone is listening to him blindly. I don't get it.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!

Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!

Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.

by OffBeatDrummer November 25, 2020

schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.

P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.

by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020

Asshole-Idiot

An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.

"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"

by SamEyeAm October 28, 2009

Idiot Gap

Someone that pulls up to a stoplight and leaves an obscene amount of space between themselves and the next car. Resulting in frusturation for all.

Dumbass up there in his red ford expedition has left an idiot gap large enough to park a semi. Now nobody will be able to make it through the light when it turns green.

by jaysonx June 23, 2004

idiot baby

a dumbshit definition for frustrated parents to describe children who are dumb and immature

"Damnit, D," stated the psycho, "my kid is an idiot baby."

by Ronoc January 27, 2006