Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

hump day

a dedicated day of the week for having sex.

its wednesday night..hump day..you know what that means ;)

by jonathon pipefitter August 3, 2006

hump

lowly worker, grunt, pee-on, low on the totem pole
origin: hunched or hump-backed from hard labor

“I wish these humps would hurry up and move those boxes.”

by shermantheblue baby October 1, 2008

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Hump Day

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

It gets you coming and going, hump day.

by Dahpeach January 19, 2010

hump up

The act of shitting where the back is fully arched forward in the manner of a dog.

V. I just humped up all over the floor.
Don't go in there he's humping up!
She' going to hump up all over his chest.
N. Did you smell that hump up? It was awful.
I just stepped in hump up.

by Humpmaster November 14, 2005