Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

by PC J July 15, 2011

Organic human

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023

human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

by Quinton July 26, 2006

human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly

ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap

by thatoneguywhowrotethisdef. June 24, 2009