St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

gyatterson highschool

A fictional high school where several JJK and random anime bitches go to school. The root meme is the gojo backshots meme, and the gyatt meme. a meme that was created by this was Super Senior Gojo. a version of gojo who loves freshman. These memes mostly end with gojos penis getting ripped off. if gojo uses reverse grip technique. he can get away. Memers most often put "Arigato for the heavenly pleasure" with clapping noises when SSG does this.

Yo did you know that one white haired guy clapped a girl at gyatterson highschool?
shut the fuck up.

by eggowaffles142156 February 7, 2024

Everett Ma Highschool

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.

"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022

west greene highschool

full of pedophile teachers, all the females are sluts, all the men are fucking disgusting. our men at wghs are rude, and smell like shit! we have a few that LOVE keepin it in the family 😋. don't forget about the lovely trucks that are driven there. ill j say this, our wg men have the BIGGEST of cocks. the women are really something else as well. always wearing sluty fits in hopes their bfs will need to fight for then, when in reality no one wants these whores for life, they j want em for a night. most actually rank of pot and fish along with bath n body works. how lovely. do i even need to bring up the furries? no? okay okay. if ur black, j dont even look towards this school, the n-word is everyones fav word here. go west greene! home of the pedos!

yeah man she's from west greene highschool !

nah bro leave that fish filet alone.

by westgreeneteacher101 December 22, 2022

st. joseph's regional highschool

hot boys, small dicks.

they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass

the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")

what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)

in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis

IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys

Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?

Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl

st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!

by lucas_heimberg25 January 7, 2023

Warren Area Highschool

Warren Area High School is a place with very messed up children who get a laugh out of sticking literal pool to the walls and toilet seat. Many students also piss on stuff and stick shit to desks for laughs because granola bars and boogers are funny to them. GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL

Did you see the new turd on the wall at Warren Area Highschool?

by MaxCB April 17, 2023

University Highschool

A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men

"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"

"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"

by Fuck Uni December 1, 2023