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Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.
"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."
by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025
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Grant bowyer

Autistic kid that's is really on the spectrum.
Grant bowyer is really stupid and is a potato.
by nobodyToKnow64 May 9, 2025
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Grant

Grant is a very handsome man who strives for excellence. He’s a calm collected gentleman who always looks out for everyone. Most people who meet him will likely either Fall in love or absolutely hate him. He’s outspoken and caring. He sees the best in people and always has faith in the world even though it shows him differently. He’s someone you’d want to keep in your life .
“Hey do you know Grant?”

Oh you mean that really handsome awesome man who has 2 middle names that are first names? Yeah I know him 😊”
by aliter December 24, 2023
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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
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Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden
by BadSadhu March 26, 2018
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ulysses s grant

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.
Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead
by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020
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grant zari

A dope sexy dude that is good at sports and gets all the girls
Do you that hot sexy dude over ther , it must be grant zari
by Pattened by the Urban Diction February 13, 2018
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