gerardo osuna grabs balls

when a gerber baby that has a fat walk grabs someones balls and lifts them and denies it. hes still in the closet but its ok hes fat.
gerardo osuna grabs balls
by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 28, 2009
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national grab ass month

ANYONE CAN GRAB ANYBODYS ASS ALL MONTH
Its national grab ass month you best be ready
by ASSINBUMBUM November 05, 2019
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National grab dick day

A day wher it is completely fine to grab a mans dick
Qui qui grabbed the most dick on National grab dick day
by Pull-up nibbbaa boy April 12, 2018
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Grab my ass day

On October 19 grab that booty and become one
It’s Grab my ass day and ima grab some ass
by Kayla2000 October 19, 2018
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grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!
*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”
by lucascdf October 02, 2019
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National Boob Grab day

April 13th is national boob grab day!
Every guy has to grab a girls boob.
Yo dude, today is national boob grab day
“It’s not cheating if u grab another girls boob because it’s national boob grab day”
by GucciYuh April 12, 2018
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To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols June 02, 2011
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