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Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014
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Gooch Pickle

A person, similar to Twat Box, who consistently gets on one's neves and can be called no other name besides this one. Gooch references the perenium and pickle is just pickle.
Damn, Do you always have to be such a Gooch Pickle?...
by yasdniL nworB July 14, 2009
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Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch
by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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gooch deep

so deep that the balls are in too
“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”

“yea both the balls were in”
by tainttoot November 5, 2022
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Gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021
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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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