Gabe

An emo 15 year old boy who can't decide what he wants in life. He like likes to pose for pictures the same way every time. He has a girlfriend who will shove a spoon down a bitches throat if she messes with him or her😊
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!

"Tru dat hoes" -Gabes girlfriend
"Gabe you can fuck yourself" -sierra muthu fukin Liggett 🖕

by Suckmydickist January 1, 2019

gabe

Gabe tends to refer to a more nerdier kind of being. He will send you 60 messages a day untill you respond. And has a thing for santa beards.

"Theres Gabe, harassing the man with the santa beard again"
"Oh Gabe"

by Nirvana_Xavieres February 20, 2017

Gabe

A really short genius who is super introverted and has really dark hair.

Go ask Gabe he'll know the answer.

by Tra$h Paπda June 12, 2019

Gabe

A SLUTTY KPOP WHORE who’s closeted about it and tries to tell others that they are slutty kpop whores.

Gabe: YOU KPOP WHORE
literally anyone: no you

by tator_thot June 9, 2019

Gabe

TOXIC

There is Gabe sewers (Toxic Sewers).

by edtgryvfg7v June 13, 2022

Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.

“Hey Gabe!”

“What’s up? I’m himothy.”

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”

by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023

Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.

this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023