Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019

Funkenschlag

A person who is found to be a cheating, lying git who sleeps with anyone they can get their slimy hands on.

Oh, i see that you are now fucking my brother you Funkenschlag

by GamezRDirty August 9, 2019

FunkyPigeon

The male equivalent of a JennyBag.

Kyle: What’s going on with Erin?
Cheryl: Erin is a FunkyPigeon, he joined Kayla and they both were screaming like Chickens all morning.

by FancyHamsterPoop August 12, 2019

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

funkysavage

Sucks at Fortnite, usually retarded

Damn you suck at fortnite, you must be a FunkySavage

by Treelon March 18, 2020