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Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.
Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!
by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019
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Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
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Flex

What a 79 series can't do
Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021
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Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.
The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
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Flex

Somethings is a flex when it’s cool/prestigious to have, cool to have done, or just cool/prestigious.
Ex: buying a million dollars house at 20 is a flex.
by Benz’O July 5, 2022
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Flex

Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?

Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?

Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.

Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!

Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
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hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt
did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex
by the flex master May 23, 2017
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