fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Faded Fairy

A cute stoner girl.

That girl at the rave was a faded fairy.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 7, 2016

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

Fairy Fagot

A non masculine gay man. A gay man who may wear fairy wings, carry a fairy wand and sprinkle gay dust throughout the forest in hopes of finding bigfoot/

He is such a fairy fagot!

by Fairy Fagot God Mother July 20, 2019

munchkin fairy

A tiny fairy-like bodied being who realms the munchkin world. They're cute and fiesty but when angered should be taken very seriously

The munchkin fairy was quickly angered and threw her fairy dust to stun the opposing munchkin.

by Ferret_631 July 8, 2017

fairy period

A period like experience felt by MTF transsexuals that are on hormone replacement therapy.

All these HRT is giving me fairy periods.

by P-W-B November 3, 2017