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Grass Fairy 

Guy: You Play Any Sports?
Girl: Yeah Soccer.
Guy: HA! Your a Grass Fairy
Grass Fairy by Taco April 17, 2004

Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;
I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...

Fence Fairy 

A racist name for an illegal mexican.
Person 1: Dude you're such a retard!
Person 2: Fuck off you fence fairy!
Fence Fairy by lifesuxs March 3, 2010

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
Persian Tooth Fairy by f'd January 12, 2011

Facebook Fairy 

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.
Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?
Facebook Fairy by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

Blow Job Fairy 

A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.
Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!
Blow Job Fairy by KikiDee August 22, 2010