Earth

A lit ass song by lil Dicky that makes evironment crisis deniers sit down.

Lil Dicky: we love the earth, it is our planet.
Me: *kissy face*

by Issakween May 21, 2019

Earth

A flat planet

The earth is flat.

by ItsYeBoiSkinnyPen15 June 17, 2018

earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.

SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023

hell on la earth

Every 6 minutes some one dies of COViD in LA
Every 10 seconds some one gets contaminated by COVID

I will not be traveling to CA because of HELL on LA earth.

by Never cross a Sheila January 14, 2021

The Earth

The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us

we live on the earth

by This_is_a_lie January 22, 2019