blues dancing

Slow dancing/grinding to music from the 20's, requires no rhythm or talent.

I'm horny & have zero chance of getting laid tonight, I think I'll go blues dancing & rub my tiny boner on all the women I can.

by Keystone swinger January 31, 2014

Dranking

When one is to drive and masturbate at the same time.

John had some great news and couldn't pull over he had to release his excitement by "Dranking".

by Fozzeyy November 12, 2015

Dancing King

A native American name given to his and her son passed on from a grandparent. Just like having two last names.

Dancing King what are you doing?

by Sophia the 1st December 9, 2016

Dancing-Guy

This guy is amazing. He's never off the dance floor apart from to get a drink... and when he gets the drink, it's only water!!! This guy should be given an award... if anyone's in Perth, goto Whispers Nightclub and witness this guy. His moves are what ledgends can only dream of!

random 1:"hey man, who the hell's that?"
random 2:"thats Dancing-Guy man, he's tha bomb. He owns the dancefloor"
random 1"aww, where's he off to?"
random 2"for a drink... of water!!!"

by Lamonator December 22, 2004

Hardcore Dancing

A dance that you do in the mosh pits

I am hardcore dancing

by dfdsafdsa89 September 15, 2009

Dancing Flamingo

A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?

Guy 2: *Falls dead*

Guy 1: Was it really that bad?

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

Panda Dancing

Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).

Racing across a field like a panda dancing

by Niall (Panda) November 11, 2006