crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 9, 2010

un-diverse

An alternative word used to describe an unvarying/repetitive selection of items or events.

''The food is un-diverse''

OR

''This catalogue is really un-diverse, it's just the same items over and over again''.
OR
''This artists music is un-diverse, it's just the same type of songs''

by TheDaleksTakeYourAnus December 19, 2013

rump diver

A homosexual

That dude is totally a rump diver!

by Lllpf July 12, 2015

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

by preparationh September 6, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016