donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006

Cheese Dog Dick

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017

donkey-dick

a term used to describe those with little or no intelligence

oh Martin , you such a donkey-dick!

by Dave3152 February 14, 2008

Doughnut Dick

When you put a glazed doughnut around the rim of a girls butthole and pee through the hole in the middle of the donut into her butt and then proceed to have anal sex after you pee into her butt.

Haha! River was fucking Aurora and got doughnut dick!

by ANTHIINY August 21, 2015

Dorito Dick

When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.

I don't think I could have sex with an uncut guy, I'd be too afriad of Dorito Dick.

by Smiley Wiley's whore August 17, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 16 oz. or 22 oz. beer can--referred to as this because it resembles the large cock of a donkey.

I love the feeling of having a huge donkey dick in my hand.

by PPabs September 21, 2003

douche-dick

A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"

You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.

by TickleMeSilly April 12, 2014