Upper Deck

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 04, 2009

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by August 01, 2023

Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 26, 2021

On Deck

"On Deck" also means that you are a drug dealer.

Reference:

The Online Slang Dictionary
(American, English, and Urban slang)

I'm on deck with molly.

by erongicong December 02, 2021

on deck

When you got multiple hoes lined up, they on deck. It originally is a baseball term meaning next up to bat.

Person 1: Ayy these girls blowin up my phone I got multiple hoes on deck.
Person 2: I see you boy

by Frostbite5132 February 06, 2022

throat decking

See VERBAL PUNCHES

Man, I've seen you play. I'd have better chances teaming up with Missy's 3 legged poodle.

Bro, you're total throat decking me right now!

by Whiteboy82 July 12, 2015