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David

A very smelly boi
Ur such a david
by Rafe is smelly October 17, 2019
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David

Penis the size of his pinky toe, blonde Indian will from stranger things looking ass!
by Uncreativeψ July 5, 2019
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David

He hit me once in lunch when I made a joke.
Plus he is an Asshole
Me: Makes a joke about David
David fist: I’m about to end this man whole career
by Not really Important September 6, 2019
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david

a broke boy who has simply no life and still lives with his parents and siblings 😔
dumb as a rock

if u wanna vote him for the broke boy brother of the year text broke boy david to 911
oh its broke boy david!
did u hear broke boy david is the brother of the year 😔
by joyhyvck December 17, 2018
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David

Hyunwoo is a better name than david
Hyunwoo is a better name than david
by Asian kid with big black cock November 18, 2018
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David

David is the smallest organism known to man. He is a strict jew with a abnormally small circumscribed penus.
Jeez David you did it again you tithead!
by BigBoiJohnny March 12, 2019
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David

David is a dick who only cares about himself and never pays any attention to anybody but himself he will dump you for another bitch! He is such a pain in the ass! I hope he has a sloooooooowwwwwwww death
He where’s David

In hell I mean at home
by Nickeled July 6, 2019
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