dank balls

The strong desire to smoke weed, and you are convinced you're going to until you can't after all.

"Damn bro I thought we were going to smoke, now I have dank balls

by Ogzf August 15, 2017

v dank

Very dank.

V just means very.

The Vlayboy jacket Craig Xen was wearing was V dank bofe.

by ThatYag April 19, 2018

Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.

Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!

by The Most True Person January 20, 2019

dank bean

this is a new meme

XD memes rule.YOUR A MOTHAFUCKING DANK BEAN

by the cancer crew May 18, 2018

dank snacks

Originally intended to refer to something tasty to eat, but is often used as a positive adjective like awesome, great, cool, etc..

"Snacks" alone can be used as a modifier or emphasis; e.g. "dope snacks," "stoked snacks," "sleepy snacks."

If not being used to modify another word, "snacks" alone is a synonym for "good thing."

Original usage: "I've got the munchies, I could go for some dank snacks"

As a positive adjective: "I can't wait to see this movie, I heard it's dank snacks" or "Hey congrats on passing, that's dank snacks as hell" or simply as an exclamation "dank snacks!!!!"

As a modifier/emphasis (primarily positive, can be negative): "Dude thank you, I'm stoked snacks about it" or "I think I'm gonna head out soon, I'm a lil sleepy snacks" or "What the hell, that was lame snacks"

Snacks alone: "Whoa, that's snacks mate, let's do it"

by orangeboolius January 21, 2020