Cuddle Puddle

A phrase that can be used in whatever way meets the needs of a vindictive jealous person

Omg Janet has no clue what cuddle puddle means! Let’s make shit up on UD

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020

Cuddle and hug day

Tommorow on the 11th is cuddle day

Today boo is cuddle and hug day

by A randum April 10, 2019

Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019

cuddle plus

Cuddling plus is the act of two people cuddling up with one part, most of the times the female part, wearing sexual attractive clothes in form of dessous or lingerie.

Hey Honey you want to cuddle plus tonight ?
Sure i would love to do that!
Do you want to watch Netflix or Crunchyroll with it ?

by mr_ael February 21, 2023

cuddling gus

Code for cunnilingus, for use in pubilc places.

"Man I sure wish I was Cuddling Gus right meow"

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Cuddling The Catfish

Masturbating

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!

by TheVader420 February 14, 2021