cuddle abuse

When you cuddle your cat (or dog) when they don't like it.
I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.
by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024
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Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"
Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?
by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019
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cuddle-holic

person 1 i've been thinking about it, all i'm excited for is the aftercare.

person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.
by the_notebook May 29, 2024
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Figglestainian Cuddling

To cuddle a person with overwhelming force and in such a way that it causes anal bleeding.
Hey you ready for some Figglestainian cuddling?

Not now. I'm still recovering from last time.
by Pennycynical May 06, 2025
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 08, 2018
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Active-Cuddling

The act of cuddling with a partner who's currently performing an active activity.
The date was fantastic, I got a solid workout in when we hiked up the trail while Candace was active-cuddling me on my back!
by Going-thru-the-motions October 19, 2022
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