A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen
by Love you all except I don't June 17, 2019
Get the Crusty pomug. "Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010
Get the Crusty Muff Huffermug. The act of a women shitting on a mans chest after he falls a sleep. By morning the skat should be somewhat dry, forcing the unlucky man to comb the shit out of his chest hair.
Linda shit on my chest last night after I fell asleep! By the time I woke up it was so dry and matted in my chest hair...the only way I could get it out was with a comb. It sure was a crusty comb out.....
by Frank Roland January 11, 2008
Get the Crusty Comb Outmug. When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
by jfirmin February 16, 2009
Get the man crustiesmug. An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.
by lordanalwart June 10, 2011
Get the crusty bell flakemug. A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.
by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019
Get the Crusty dick syndromemug. When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.
„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
by BigPdogondascene May 28, 2018
Get the Crusty Jeb Endmug.