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Coconuts up!

Jeremy coconuts up! You party gorillaaaaaaazy
by Julescoconuts July 24, 2022
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coconug

A CocoNug is a coconut juice from a mug drank upon excitedly and hurriedly. The difference between CocoNug and CocoNut is that - Coconug juice is fresh right from a coconut fruit. Afterwards, the drinker feels so satisfied and thirst-quenched that he mispronounces coconut as coconug!
Somewhere in a tropical south-east asian land, side cafe. Palm trees swaying... farm chilly fruits glimmering ..

Ms Puspawari: "Do you want to drink a Coconug or Coconut?"
Mr Sangkara: "A Coconut, please."
Ms Puspawari: "Here you go, sir."
Mr Sangkara: "*Slurp-drinks* That was the best CocoNug i've ever had!"
by anonymous August 15, 2022
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coconut

a coconut is your mom
by poopsterer August 19, 2022
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coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE
i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city
by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022
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coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
by domina-horchata November 6, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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