Claire

Claire is the most beautiful, kind, caring and crazy woman. She is also a country bogan at heart. If she’s not doing star jumps on the stage, hassling staff at a kebab shop at 3am, she’s wearing crocs doing farm work. Don’t rock up to Claire’s house unannounced if you don’t want to see legs. She never has pants on. Also don’t let her control your music in your car, she will make your ears bleed from her taste of music. Everyone needs a Claire in there life. The most non judgemental loyal friend you could ask for.

“Who’s fleece croc shoes are out the front” - Claire must be here!

by Jennyj November 23, 2021

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015

Claire

A person so fake that they make u feel ill when being with them because you think know you are going to hell. In other words this person is a horrible role model for anyone but fun and makes u feel liked but u know deep down they hate you.

One girl:That Claire was a real bitch right?
Other girl:Oh yeah she said you smell like shit.

by Frogerz108 November 20, 2022

lenneth claire

She is kind,humble,caring and in love with rosé park.

My name is Lenneth Claire

by lclaire June 7, 2021

Claire Ashworth

Defined as a Dirty sket, riddled with stds, has probably shagged your grandad. Very sorry better hide him no one is safe.

What’s that coming over the hill is a hex bug ?

No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet

by Bighairyfuckinballsacks April 7, 2020

Claire Argo

The single worst person in the entire world. If you know anyone named Claire Argo, stay away. Personalities are cheating, manipulative, bitchy, and mean. People also use this name as a term in South China to insult someone.

Don't be such a Claire Argo!
Your'e being Claire Argo right now...
I was just fired and have no life, im turing into a Claire Argo...

by Mr. Smeith April 15, 2016

Kisha Claire

THE BEST GIRLFRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE, she's shy, and sometimes dont know what to say,, but she definitely wants to say thet she loves you so much but she just cant put it into words,,
Sometimes she just wants peace with the person she love,, no talking, but sometimes she's the loudest and the funniest (most of the time) and she's really a get to go person, she's shy but she's trying her best
And she would be the best person in thw world

me: Oh she's shy but giving her best
: must be Kisha Claire, aww I adore her

by UR RAIN July 18, 2022