(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025
Get the clairemug. Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017
Get the claire dodgemug. by SexyGuys69 August 1, 2020
Get the Claire Mcivermug. A Julia Claire Sapitanan is a very rude girl who doesn’t know how to act towards others when they say hi she viciously says what you looking at.
Also known as a hoe
Also known as a hoe
by Srem May 28, 2019
Get the Julia Claire sapitananmug. GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best
by Alexis_Jones October 3, 2023
Get the Emma Claire Schlabachmug. She's an amazing friend who nobody treats right. most everything she does is in the interest of others. but hardly anyone returns it. and quite often neglects her. but no matter what happens she'll still love you when you come back asking to be her friend again. cause that's just who she is. a really kind person
Claire: Hey we haven't talked in a while
friend: Yeah I know I'm sorry I'm a terrible friend
Claire:It's ok
friend: Yeah I know I'm sorry I'm a terrible friend
Claire:It's ok
by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022
Get the Clairemug. if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020
Get the Claire Bearmug.