crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 15, 2013
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Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
by Shohn Shmoe February 22, 2012
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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt February 14, 2016
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Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.
*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”
by Rainswerds April 14, 2019
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crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you
There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."
by night shift March 02, 2014
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cracked stick

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"
by Bagstrap January 24, 2014
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Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU
by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021
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