eye booger

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

by $kylar156 June 6, 2019

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booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch.

dude, you're a booger swaggler! i know for a fact she was a booger snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

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Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 19, 2012

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Booger Chilly

why the hell did you look this up 🙈

"That's nonsense." "Absolute booger chilly!"

by BoogerChillyHolder July 17, 2021

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Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit

"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"

by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009

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The White Booger

The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.

John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!

by Pickles84 December 10, 2016

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