Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

She Blinded Me With Science

Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology

I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

Blind cupid

A female's bottom.

You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.

by DT357 February 5, 2009

Bindeez bead

Bead's that are pushed up another person's ass when have sex.

ouch pushed them to far up take Bindeez bead's out

by Justincross April 29, 2009

Blindkilla

An ultimate deity, someone who has reached perfection or nirvana.

Wow, you're officially Blindkilla!

by M. Br. April 29, 2009

Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

by acrobatcat September 27, 2012