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Bartleyed

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends
by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008
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Nut battle

A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.
Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!
by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006
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vs battles wiki

a place that created downplayed profiles,
admins that abuse their power, dont accept new users, purposely inflame people, and
make fun of characters because their hormonal teenagers that don't understand the meaning of not being fake
not to mention they delete important info on movie characters

use mega battles or debate jungles wiki instead

and remember not to go anywhere near vs battles, unless you steal from them,
stealing from assholes is always good, always remember that
vs battles wiki ruined my day as soon as i woke up, and they refused help from a million users
by nonekopopo December 4, 2021
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In the Heat of Battle

In the middle of masturbaition
I wanted to look at a porn file in the heat of battle, but I had deleted it earlier that day
by killer cloud July 26, 2009
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Battlefield Heroes

The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.

The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...

Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
by Da Milkman April 7, 2009
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battle of the booties

the 2003 VMA's
I'm watchin the battle of the booties Thursday!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Battle hog

A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.
"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"
by Dirty Dirty Delux February 14, 2012
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