An angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your ass, then screams RRRAAAWWWWRRRR over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.
by The Mad Mexican January 04, 2016
a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.
man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
by ravey davey October 06, 2009
he strokes you with his beard then he jizzes on your foot then he begins to lick it off with a seductive face
guy 1: I got angry pnut'd
guy 2: Oh god did you feel his beard?
guy 1: Yer while he was licking jizz off my foot
guy 2: Oh god did you feel his beard?
guy 1: Yer while he was licking jizz off my foot
by suck my dongle April 15, 2009
it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.
mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better
by the scorpion July 24, 2008
during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i.e. make ur arms short by keeping your elbow bent and next to your ribs and get scrunched down like a pitcher in baseball) then procede to let a noise go out like a raptor.
by AL MI T 1 April 07, 2008
When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.
I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.
That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!
Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.
That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!
Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.
by Turtle "stubs" Dailey November 14, 2008
When you cum across both of a girls eyes and she gets made and uses both hands to wipe the cum off and stretches her eyes like a oriental person
by MyFullName September 21, 2009