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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Oak hill Middle School

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 2, 2021
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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Oak Forest

Don't bother going to this town if you don't want to be around a bunch of Karens and fucking ghetto cramming.
I'm moving out of Oak Forest.
Why?
It's too much ghetto! that's why!
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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Oak Harbor

America's Amsterdam, not only did the dutch settle here, half of Oak harbor's and Hollands' people smoke weed everyday, thinking they have 300 IQ but in reality they have ⅑.⁵⁵⁸ of that. The autism buses probably have yelling kids everyday (no offence lol) 💀
1. Hey i wanna go to oak harbor
2. Sry but everyone will either be yelling or smoke weed
1. Ok then how about i stick with my cute tókýó uwu
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
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Oak

The name of the hottest and sexiest man alive. Has the biggest ass and tits.
Person 1: woah did you see that guy?? He’s HOT

Person 2: that’s oak of course he’s hot!
by EaAeE November 30, 2021
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